Monday, August 25, 2008

Review: Tropic Thunder

Ok, call me sick. Call me deranged. I don't mind seeing a movie that is offending people over the use of the word "retard" or that Robert Downey Jr is in black-face. If it offends you, don't see it, but I am of the opinion that people take themselves to seriously, or others if you have nothing to be offended by yourself. Sit back and laugh at the ol' PC smother we are in the middle of now-a-days.

That said, on to the review.

I wouldn't say the movie sucked. I mean it did, but not the way some may have thought. It is a movie that isn't set out to change the world, or become an underground sensation spawning and entire series of group/buddy films. This is famous actors (Stiller, Black, and Jr) making an absurd movie about stereotypical superstar actors. Stiller pokes fun at the action stars, Black spoofs the comedians (himself and stiller?) and Jr takes a swipe at committed method actors (himself?):
I don't come out of character until finished with the DVD commentary! - Kirk Lazarus
Oh, and Danny R. McBride (Red from Pineapple Express) is the war hero worshipping pyrotechnics expert. Speaking of war hero, it is Four Leaf Tayback (Nick Nolte), whom Stiller is depicting in the film within the film. The final name I will note is Tom Cruise has a few appearances, took me a bit to identify him. OK, my girlfriend did, but I DIDN'T know he was in it. She had the jump so to speak.

The movie has its funny parts, and is in many ways a series of quotable lines. It isn't overly long for what you are looking for. Some cheap laughs (matinee, HINT HINT) are sure to be found in Tropic Thunder, just don't expect to be the must have movie of the holiday season. I am surprised it was atop the charts for another week, although I am partly to blame.

If you want to see what the fuss is about, go see it. if you are disappointed, you were expecting too much (sorry, you were wrong). I believe I could have waited for the rental in a few months.

Word.


Monday, August 18, 2008

Olympics are KILLING ME

Staying up until midnight watching the Olympics and only have 4-5 hours to eat and take care of my self each day of the weekend is taking its toll. I am smelling, my arrival time at work is later and later, and worst of all, it has become harder and harder to stay awake until midnight watching the olympics.

I have been crashing out bad the past few days. I have missed the women's individual all around and floor competitions ( i love gymnastics! ), i missed M. Phelps' 7th medal (the one he won by .01seconds) and I do not have a clue about track and field.

It is a cyclical beast. a two week cycle of self destruction I am destined to relive every 4 years (not much for winter sports).

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Slickdeals.net

Although I do not need anymore competition for those super cheap computer components, here is a site for y'all to set as a homepage ( or one of them if you do the multi-thing).

http://www.slickdeals.net


This site is great. Community driven bargain hunting. I missed out on this, but there was a dual core AMD athalon (2.6ghz (i think))(est. 120$) and a compatible Motherboard with on board HDMI, DVI, and VGA video and 7.1 sound output (est. 100$). The deal, $70.

AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN MINE! Had I only gone with my gut rather than double checking if this is really what I wanted. I was worried about the small form factor you see. i shouldn't have worried. I could have done well. I mean, my current vid and sound card would be obsolete with that motherboard, so i would have plenty of room for other stuff.

But, in the 10 minutes i was checking it went from plenty to none in stock.

But that is the way it goes. Slickdeals isn't just computer gear though, they do clothes, shoes, movies, tickets, vaccuums, groceries, everything, including general store coupons. dude i work with got like 20 boxes of kashi ceral for 50$ off amazon. $2.50 a box of cereal is a pretty good discount (ugh-nfortunately so!). He also got enough kashi granola bars to feed a small island nation.

A final note, is that the site is clean. See a deal, click it to see details (do NOT try to open in tab, you get the same page with all deals opened), click on store name in details to go right to deal in most cases.

so, check it out.

Michael Phelps

Is there anything that will stop this guy? I know 2 medals are in relays, but 5 golds in as many days of the olympics and matching new world records. After he hit got his tenth gold, VISA ran an ad congratulating him on him surpassing all other olympians. Keep in mind that Morgan Freeman is voicing these VISA ads, and if I am not mistaken, he is still hospitalized.

So they had the voice done before hand. They probably had most of the ad ready, but they did sneak in the shot of him flexing every muscle in his body after the 4x100m Freestyle relay win.

My question is, will Mr. Freeman soon be sending Phelps kudos on winning 8 golds in one olympics, again surpassing any prior olympian?

If VISA has half a brain, they have it ready, but can Phelps deliver?

Only time will tell, but I do not think that there is anything that can stop Phelps. Other than spontaneous human combustion.

And that might not be enough...

Monday, August 11, 2008

Oh, Olympic Top 5

My Top 5 Favorite General Sports at the Summer Olympics.

1. Gymnastics
2. Swimming
3. Track and Field (I know, a big category)
4. Wrestling
5. Diving

GO USA

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Olympics

I must say, I love the freakin olympics. And what makes it better are moments like say, when the US medley relay team comes from behind and takes gold in the last 25m of the race by 8 hundredths of a second and besting the world record by 3.99seconds. Gets my heart pumping.

Pineapple Express Trailers

Oh, trailers rocked as well. The run down...

College - High Schoolers go on a weekend college visit, pretend to be freshmen to get chicks, and stay in a frathouse. Hilarity ensues

Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist - Michael Cera and the daughter in 40 Year Old Virgin (Kat Dennings (minus a her super pale look and goth red lipstick) meet up after Cera gets dumped buy Dennings apparent friend. It looks like one wild night between bandmates losing drunk girls, being mistaken for a cabbie, and finding who really is the girl of your dreams. Also recognized a few people from the PaE, K'dUp, 40YOV, and SB crowd in this trailer.


**** NOTE: LISTED AS ANNOUNCED UNDER CERA'S FILMOGRAPHY - ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT: THE MOVIE ****

UPDATE: *NOTE: THIS HAS BEEN THIS WAY FOR A TIME AND MERYL DID NOT TELL ME BECAUSE SHE DOES NOT CARE*

The Rocker - A movie with the Office's (a.k.a. Dwight) playing washed up 80s hair band drummer who gets a second chance playing with his nephews band. The laughs really start when he gets posted on the internet naked ( he thought the camera was a microphone HO HO HOoooo) and the band gets signed! Wow a dream come true.

*This is a waiter unless a better trailer comes out. Least appealing of all the trailers shown. Although a few flashes from the superbad crowd.

And finally, I saw a trailer before I went to the theater for "burn after reading". It has a great cast, including Brad Pitt, George Clooney, JK Simmons, Frances McDormand, and John Malkovich. Looks great. Sort of in the Big Lebowski / Raising Arizona vein. What I can gather Pitt is a dim witted gym instructor who finds a cd with some sort of classified document and gets caught up with gov't spooks while trying to blackmail someone (Malkovich) for its return. Clooney is a player sleeping with all kinds of ladies. How these two stories intertwine, I have yet to be informed. But it is the Coen bros and they always deliver.

Pineapple Express

Okay. So if you read a little into the trailer, even if it is on TV, you know Pineapple Express is pot. If you didn't I just ruined the movie for you, sorry.

Seriously, do people really have names for all the varieties and flavors and strengths of pot? I mean, it sounds worse than going to a florist trying to find "the right" flowers. You go orchid or roses and you are suddenly *bad word for having sex*ed with a million types of the same damn flower. But I digress.

What I am here to talk about is the movie Pineapple Express, mostly so I can have a review up before Meryl, although I could freeze myself, take a long nap with Walt Disney, and be revived before Meryl got around to her review.

So if you are familiar with this group of guys (40 year old virgin, knocked up, superbad, forgetting sarah marshall) you will recognize a good portion of the supporting cast. It is like watching a Kevin Smith or Adam Sandler or Frat Pack or Wes Anderson (sp?) flick. You will know faces after a few goes. Oh, Coen Brothers too!

The movie follows a bumbling Seth Rogan and a pot dealing James Franco as the ellude the guy and gals out to off them. Friendships, conflicts, and resolution follows as such. The guy that I liked a lot in this movie was Danny McBride a.k.a Red. His character was a little bit weasel, a dash of pathetic, and just a whiff of aerodynamics. He had the largest percentage of funny lines compared to his part as a whole.

The movie did drag in a few spots and took itself either too seriously or not seriously enough at times. These are not seperate times mind you, I am just unsure of the which it is.

my Pineapple Express top 5 is as follows (no particular order):

1. Trunk Clothes
2. BFFF
3. Animal Birthdays
4. Windshields
5. Anal Beads

I hope you have no clue what that means. Unless of course you have seen the film. I would recommend matinee viewing or DVD rental. I may buy this, but not ahead of knocked up (yet to get).

See y'all later